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SUMMER VACATION – The EBT Adventures of Indiana Gums: A Gum’s Guide to Being a Man’s Man

July 27th, 2014

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By Georgie “Justin” Bieber

OMG! I can’t tell you how much a bitch I can be when I deal with these fat fucks that think that they have the balls! Firstly, I was on a nationwide tour of my new stage show: “FRICK AND FRACK, LADY GUM GUM & THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GUM.” OMG! When I say that it was sold out, it was. YA HEARD!

Now, I began my journey in New York City where I ran into the one and only, LEGENDARY former husband of mine, Anthony Santiago. He was there for a die cast car convention and the sparks flew. Ja-ja…he-he…dang….who dat…YA HEARD! What are the odds that I would run into Connie, the lovely woman that hooked us up back in the day. See the pic below. Ain’t you like that ass bitch?

LOW BUDGET SLASHER “Evil Awakening” Presented for the first time in its Original Theatrical Aspect Ratio – HORROR MOVIE NEWS

May 26th, 2014

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Evil Awakening – Trailer from Cinema Epoch on Vimeo.

Director: Geno McGahee
Cast: Geno McGahee, Terry Lockett, Steven Adams

Ludlow, a small and quiet town, was once terrorized by an insane serial killer. The townspeople brought him to justice, but true evil does not die. He will return and when a group of youngsters looking to party and have a good time in the very woods where he was killed, they will have to deal with the Evil Awakening and the bloodbath that ensues. Ludlow has a legend, and it carries and axe.

Miley Cyrus & Katy Perry SHOCKER & The Most Interesting People in the World – OFFICIAL SELECTIONS

May 23rd, 2014

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By Georgie “Justin” Bieber

OMG! It’s in! It’s in, and I ain’t talking about no kielbasa either. YA HEARD! Yeah, I have finally gotten the list of the top 10 most interesting people in the world, compiled by the good people at Antonio’s Entertainment Bone Zone Magazine. I am so humbled by this list. Unlike other journalists, I have done my research and agree 100% with this list and the rest of y’all that don’t can pucker up and kiss my big butt. YA HEARD!

Angelo Dundee, Ken Norton, Teddy Atlas, Al Martino, Gene Fullmer and Vanessa Del Rio In One Book – Book News

May 23rd, 2014

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There are artists that live in the hearts of their fans. When an artist nears the end of their long and illustrious career, they find the time to sit down and reflect, telling intimate stories, recalling the moments that defined their careers and giving insight to those that hope to one day make their way to the position attained by the star.

In BOXING INTERVIEWS OF A LIFETIME, Author “Bad” Brad Berkwitt sits down with many of the stars of the past and present, using his skills as an interviewer to get the inside stories that are seen nowhere else. Stars like Buddy Hackett, Joey Bishop, Al Martino, Jerry Vale and Vanessa Del Rio, along with many of the biggest stars of pugilism to ever lace up the gloves.

BOXING INTERVIEWS OF A LIFETIME is a book that has something for everyone, particularly those with an interest in how Hollywood operates and the strange and funny stories that have gone on behind the scenes. Celebrities of the big screen, TV, sports and more have gathered in one remarkable book, which is now available for purchase.

Click here to order your COPY NOW!

Frank Sinatra: Leaving On A Jet Plane – NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day

May 23rd, 2014

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UFO Shocking NEWS: Gibson Louisiana Trucker Claims to Have Married Alien

May 22nd, 2014

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By The Emperor

“This is Flopper Flippen from Gibson Louisiana. I work as a trucker and I aint no sucker. Recently, I took my woman and made her my lovely bride with one twist. She is an alien from Planet Ghettoton, about four hundred million miles from Planet Earth.”—Flopper Flippen

UFO’s and Aliens are real. For years, I have covered them in my award winning column “THE UFO FILES.” Every day my email is inundated with contact from UFO followers, fellow researchers and of course, a few nuts, but I always read each one and have my team review it. Today, my research team chose this story from Flopper Flippen, from Gibson Louisiana.

WWE SHOCKER: NBCUniversal Entertainment Reaches Multi-Year Deal with WWE for Monday Night Raw on USA Network and Smackdown on SYFY

May 21st, 2014

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NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment and WWE (NYSE: WWE) today announced a multi-year strategic partnership for WWE’s flagship programming and ratings juggernauts MONDAY NIGHT RAW® for a three-hour block on USA Network and the top-rated FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN® on Syfy. The two programs are the longest-running weekly episodic entertainment programs on cable TV with a combined reach of 10.8M viewers each week. The announcement was made today by Paul “Triple H®” Levesque, WWE Executive Vice President Talent, Live Events & Creative, from the stage at the NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment upfront presentation at the Javitz Center in New York.
“USA Network President Chris McCumber, Syfy President Dave Howe and I are incredibly pleased to renew this strategic partnership with WWE,” said NBCUniversal Cable Chairman Bonnie Hammer. “In today’s TV landscape, live event programming is an extraordinarily valuable asset, and WWE remains the only entertainment franchise that consistently delivers this on a 52-week a year basis. We look forward to bringing WWE’s action-packed and unique brand of drama to the wide audiences across our cable networks for many years to come.”

Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather JR, Juan Manuel Marquez & Steroids SHOCKER: BUFFETFOOT Knocks Out the PacMan

May 21st, 2014

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By Georgie “Justin” Bieber

OMG! Oh, that little Juan Manuel Marquez is doing steroids they say? Well, screw him in the backside with a kielbasa then. OMG! Yeah, watch me now. I’ve got a strap on kielbasa for you Mr. Marquez. If you keep using steroids, y’all know what happens to your junk! Junk is like a shrinky-dink. YA HEARD!

Manny Pacquiao won’t fight Floyd Mayweather, JR., huh? Well, who wants to see him fight that YAWN Manuel Marquez again? I’d rather watch BuffetFoot run to the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral. Y’all ain’t heard of BuffetFoot? Well, he’s this big fat slob of a beast that invades buffets without a shirt on and without any shoes and he eats the place out of business. Rumor has it that Manny Pacquiao saw him once or twice but won’t report it because it proves evolution. There ain’t no god Manny. Get used to it you weak mess. JA-JA!

The Walker Brothers: The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore – NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day

May 21st, 2014

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Georgia Woman SEX TOY LAWSUIT: Melissa Davenport Wants Dildo Justice – The Dildo Caper

May 21st, 2014

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By Sgt. Myles Willington

Ladies and gentlemen, the article you are about to read is true. The names have not been changed because there is no innocent criminal. This is the website, Ringside Report. I work here, I carry a badge. My name is Sgt. Myles Willington, I’m a cop.

I was phoned to the scene to investigate the Georgia Dildo Incident. Melissa Davenport, 44, was refused a dildo unless her doctor prescribed it. Dildos are gateway toys. First a dildo, then a foot long double dong, and then you’re fucking the drug dealer and you put a restraining order on your husband even though he’s a god damn cop and now he’s got to work two jobs just to have enough money to buy a can of fucking raviolis.

Bigfoot – Sasquatch VIDEO EVIDENCE: BuffetFoot & the Golden Corral Collide

May 21st, 2014

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The o-beast (Obese beast) known was “BuffetFoot” has been at it again. In Huntsville, Alabama, BuffetFoot (AKA – Fatsquatch) stormed into the Golden Corral, without a shirt or shoes, as is typical with this thing that has been terrorizing buffets all over the south. Pushing other patrons to the floor, BuffetFoot slammed down six dollars in mixed changed and stormed over to the buffet, taking steam trays directly to his table. One waiter was trampled to death in the process.

BuffetFoot is believed to be human, but some estimate his IQ to be in the low teens. He is not only known for his propensity to eat places out of business, but he also is known for his sexual harassment of the staff upon arrival.

Manny Pacquiao – Floyd Mayweather JR DONE DEAL – Juan Manuel Marquez, STEROIDS, Filipino Thong PlayGirl Fantasy & More – Poonzle & Me

May 20th, 2014

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By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I was hanging out with my good and LEGENDARY friend, Thong, the owner of MannyLand, the most exploitive Manny Pacquiao website on the planet and we had a great time. We went to a fair and we were immediately recognized by five trillion Playboy Playmates and some Playgirl Playmates for dear Thong, who goes every which way but loose. YA HEARD! After showing them pictures of my LEGENDARY friends on my cell phone, they said in unison: “Juan Manuel Marquez is on steroids. Is that true?” My god, imagine if Marquez’s family heard that. They’d be devastated. I was going to right this wrong. YA HEARD!

On the trip back, Thong began to talk and supported the idea. Thong said: “That little bitch cost me money. When he knocked Manny into tomorrow, my traffic went down 25 percent Vinman. I get less bitches now. I get less bukkake. I get less two girls, one cup. I get less two guys one hammer. I get less sharking. Y’all know I like my panties pulled down in public. Ja-ja!” Yeah, I know that Thong is fucked up, but he’s as funny as shit. YA HEARD!

BEAR ATTACK in Alaska – Woman Survives But is She Really a Hero? – Did the Animal Attack Keep Me Awake? – OMG NEWS

May 20th, 2014

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By Animal Lover Georgie (AKA – Georgie “Justin” Bieber)

OMG! A hero? Really? Really? Well, this so-called hero that won’t even give her damn name is being called a hero for surviving an attack from a brown bear in Alaska. You can’t tell me that she didn’t provoke that bear and with two cubs, that bear deserves a pass on this one. I was once saved by a bear. I was choking on a vibrating butt plug when a bear hit me on the back and dislodged it, and now they want to take animals that wouldn’t hurt a fly unless provoked, and put them on blast? Really? Really? Nice try Alaska, but I’m releasing the dogs on you! YA HEARD!

Juan Manuel Marquez STEROID Scandal: Are Zits Proof Enough?

May 20th, 2014

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By Anthony “Holla” Santiago

Nice try straights and queens. You attack my LEGENDARY BFF Juan Manuel Marquez for a few zits saying that he may have juiced before his recent fight with Mike Alvarado. Oh please! My ex husband Georgie Girl – Santiago had zits on his ass. So are you saying he was taking steroids as well? Ya Heard. No, he just had a pimply ass and trust this queen, he may have had no teeth, but he most certainly was not taking steroids. How do I know you will write in ask?

Nintendo GAY AGENDA: Gay Marriage, Mario Bros, Zelda, Yoshi & More – Get Your Game Out of My Slot Mister! – Video Game News

May 20th, 2014

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By James Rusher

This really is something that all good Christians should pay attention to. Do you see what they’re doing? Oh, I used to have respect for Nintendo. That’s right. I used to! Not anymore! I can’t believe that they are now pushing this gay agenda in their games. Oh what, you’re going to have Link take a sword in the backside? What would Jesus do you FOOL?! Well, I’m turning in my Wii U to Gamestop! I’m not supporting these godless heathens anymore and I, for one, love Nintendo games. I love Super Mario. He’s just so cute and cuddly. I remember back in the day when me and my old partner, Goldberg, and I dressed up like Mario and Luigi, but I was gay then. Now I’m saved. I’m not gay anymore (or any less).

Donald Sterling – Magic Johnson SHOCKER: “I Will Kick Magic In His Twig and Berries” – Eyewitness Comes Forward

May 20th, 2014

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By Anthony “Holla” Santiago

As I was out doing my daily walk to exercise my diabetic legs, I stopped into my local Goodwill to see if they had any bottles of foot lotion. While I was looking at the bottles of foot lotion, I was shocked to see my former favorite NBA owner, Donald Sterling who is even weirder in person. Right away, I broke out my famous “Holla Autograph Book” when he smiled and said, “Who might you be?” I replied Anthony “Holla” Santiago and I have on a reliable source, you love signing autographs. Donald then said, “I Will Kick Magic in his twig and berries. I am sorry for saying that. But come on, what has Magic done for his twig and berries? For Pete Sake’s I bet he is hung like a horse.” Donald then signed a personal note in my “Holla Autograph Book”.

Halle Berry Impersonator, Stress, Gums and Advice Tips – “Ask Andi” Advice Column

May 20th, 2014

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By Andi Goforth

Family- the one institution that has the potential to shape and define us from infancy. The arrangement can truly be beautiful. A loving relationship between parents has the potential to spill over into the relationship with their children. If the unit functions correctly, the parents can fulfill each other’s needs. Children have their needs fulfilled. Children grow up to become happy, healthy, productive members of society and strong communities result.

Sadly, this ideal structure is often lacking. Lack of responsibility, selfishness, and immaturity have eroded the foundation of many families. Today’s “Ask Andi” addresses some of the issues that arise when that foundation crumbles and gives practical tips for dealing with them.

Jerry Vale Remembered: A Legendary Singer with an Amazing Voice and a True Passion for Boxing

May 20th, 2014

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In With the Crowd… Up Close and Personal With Singing Legend Jerry Vale
Interview by “Bad” Brad Berkwitt (Copyrighted 2002 Boxing Interviews Of A Lifetime)

(Jerry Vale sadly passed away two days ago, but his music and incredible voice will live on forever. In 2000, I had the honor to interview Jerry for my boxing Book, BOXING INTERVIEWS OF A LIFETIME. He was very kind and really loved the sport of boxing like I do. Here is our interview. RIP Jerry, you will never be forgotten.)

Once again, I have the unique pleasure to bring to you another celebrity interview. This time with one of the top Italian-American singers of the last 45 years, Jerry Vale. For all those sons and daughters looking for the perfect gift to make their parents happy, go out and purchase a Jerry Vale compact disc for them to listen to. I guarantee they will thank you for years to come.

Jerry, who has graced stages across the world for many years, has a live show that is a must see. It includes warmth, class and above all, great music sung by a great singer. Catch Jerry Vale at any of his many performances across the United States.

Jerry, as you will read is a diehard boxing fan and truly a nice man. We both in fact, share some of the same views, as you will see in the following interview.

Jerry Vale: Two Different Worlds – NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day – (RIP Jerry)

May 20th, 2014

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Bigfoot, Sasquatch, UFOs, Ghosts & More – BUFFETFOOT PROVEN – New Blu-Ray Release Shocks World

May 19th, 2014

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You’ve heard of Bigfoot. You’ve heard of Sasquatch, but you may not have heard of the creature that is striking fear in the hearts of buffets everywhere. That is none other than “Fatsquatch” or, as he’s known in the business, Buffetfoot. He storms into the buffets, bare-footed, shirtless, and demands service, taking full advantage of the “all you can eat” programs, which usually drive the restaurant out of business.

Abe Skinnerson of the Pancake Buffet of Alabama came noted that “Buffetfoot is real and he’s a fat SOB that has hurt the economy. He ate 10 dozen pancakes! Fat fuck!”

Michael Jackson SHOCKER: 2014 Billboard Music Awards Video You Didn’t SEE – Breaking Entertainment News

May 19th, 2014

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Will Smith Shocker, President Obama, Advice Tips, and MUCH MORE: “Ask Andi” Debuts

May 19th, 2014

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By Andi Goforth

In life, we are often faced with difficult decisions. At times, we may be confused on what course is best. Always remember, very little is done that can’t be undone. If we say something or do something and it turns out to be the wrong course, don’t be afraid to correct it.

Sometimes we have hurdles to overcome. We may feel exhausted, overwhelmed, and confused Always remember…. People are powerful! We often look back on situations and wonder how we survived. We survived because we are strong! Remember your strength! Remember your power!

And use it!!

No situation or decision is bad if we learn from it!

Award Winning Advice Columnist Andi Goforth Signs an Exclusive Five Year Contract with NewzBreaker

May 19th, 2014

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On behalf of the Team at NewzBreaker.com “The Only News Source” we are happy to announce the signing of Andi Goforth an award winning Advice Columnist for over 20 years. Goforth will bring her straight forward “Ask Andi” which is a GLOVES OFF approach to advice columns that have never been seen like this before. In addition, look for other columns from Andi that will be diverse and always keep you the reader, coming back for me.

When you see a byline with the name Andi Goforth, you will be in for a real treat…

Barbra Streisand: Second Hand Rose – NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day

May 19th, 2014

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Juan Manuel Marquez STEROIDS SHOCKER: Is the LEGENDARY Boxer Juicing?

May 19th, 2014

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By Geno McGahee

Juan Manuel Marquez, 56-7-1, 40 KO’s, is one of the most respected boxers in the game and has shown his great heart and ambition in the ring. It was on display last Saturday night as he overcame the tough challenge of Mike Alvarado, but some controversy is brewing

Marquez appeared to have severe acne on his chest and acne is a sign of steroid abuse. The first allegations came after his victory over Manny Pacquiao where he was able to show power he had never shown in his other meetings with the PacMan, but it seemed like just sour grapes. Now, there is room for debate.