By Georgie “Justin” Bieber
OMG! I can’t tell you how much a bitch I can be when I deal with these fat fucks that think that they have the balls! Firstly, I was on a nationwide tour of my new stage show: “FRICK AND FRACK, LADY GUM GUM & THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GUM.” OMG! When I say that it was sold out, it was. YA HEARD!
Now, I began my journey in New York City where I ran into the one and only, LEGENDARY former husband of mine, Anthony Santiago. He was there for a die cast car convention and the sparks flew. Ja-ja…he-he…dang….who dat…YA HEARD! What are the odds that I would run into Connie, the lovely woman that hooked us up back in the day. See the pic below. Ain’t you like that ass bitch?