Bring out the decorations your tricks and treats, it’s time for Halloween! I love Halloween and not because I’m a Pagan or candy junkie, I just love to dress up. Yes, I have flare for the dramatics! If I could go to a costume party a few times a year, I would be content. Besides costumes, I don’t care about anything else Halloween. I’m not buying no decorations, who has space to store all that? Pumpkin carving, I’m not doing it! Now you got a funky pumpkin rotting on your front porch.
Before I had my daughter, I would give out candy to the Trick or Treaters. I ain’t giving out no candy, to a big ass kid with no costume. I need to see some creativity before I give you this expensive ass candy. Halloween candy is expensive and now I see some people upping the Trick or Treating game. Last year the houses in my neighborhood where giving away brownies, cookies, glasses of wine and beer to the parents. We got chocolate wasted kids and drunk moms running the streets at night, bound to be some drama. Last year this one house gave out fortune cookies! Now you know they took those stale cookies from work. I threw them cookies in the trash, when London wasn’t looking.