Exclusive Interview by Georgie Girl – Santiago OMG! Some LOSER named Scott Andrew Halliday, 29, was busted when he caught on camera sexually assaulting two ladies. He grabbed one in the hoo-hoo and the other in the butt. There are apparently more ladies out there that have fallen victim to the Wal-Mart groper!
Archive for March, 2012
By Geno McGahee Manohar Aich just turned 100 years old. He won the Mr. Universe championship in 1952 and is still going strong. His nickname is “Pocket Hercules” due to his height of 4 feet, 11 inches, and his muscular build. He regrets never meeting Arnold Schwarzenegger, but has “seen many of his movies.”
By Geno McGahee William Bliss, 41 years old of Iowa City, Iowa, told the authorities that he had been forced by four men to handle a nuclear bomb inside of his home. He was naked at the time of the conversation and “under the influence” of drugs or alcohol, according to the police. When the [...]
By Jim Minkle The TSA is once again doing a great job of harassing people like infants, new mothers and the elderly. GREAT JOB! I came across this terrorist threat … a 3 year old child in a wheelchair. This illusion of security has convinced many that this is OK, but riddle me this. Airplanes [...]
By Abe Jenky III Here is a new segment where I use my comedic genius to make you laugh. I will tell you a joke and you will laugh and pump your fist too! LMAO! Here is a zinger! Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
By Anthony Santiago OMG alert to the hunk power straights and queens… My LEGENDARY and close friend George Clooney was arrested alongside his dad Nick in Washington, DC a couple of days ago for protesting War Crimes against the Sudan people. George has always been passionate about this cause and many others over the years…. [...]
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Isaac Hayes – Come Live With Me (Amazing lyrics and many a baby made by it)
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Marvin Gaye & Diana Ross – You Are Everything (It doesn’t get better than this)
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Deon Estus – Heaven Help Me (Great track and superstar backup singer)
By Geno McGahee There are a lot of bad horror films of late, but every once in a while, we get a particularly good one. ATM is written Chris Sparling and directed by David Brooks. Together they created the most intense film I have seen since VACANCY in 2007. We begin with David (Brian Geraghty). [...]
By Anthony Santiago OMG alert to the Walmart Wally power straights and queens…. My good buddy and LEGENDARY Scientist Bill Nye, “The Science Guy” just called me to inform me he made an astounding discovery while walking into a Walmart in the deep south. Nye, was greeted by a Neanderthal who wore a name tag [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago My friend, the LEGENDARY Gallagher was just put into a medically induced coma. Really? That’s your answer to his heart attack you QUACKS?! The guy has a heart attack so they put him into a coma. My daddy is all messed up and is in a coma, sort of, and [...]
By Anthony Santiago OMG alert to the LEGENDARY power straights and queens. My husband Georgie Girl – Santiago is beside his gums with the recent heart attack of his LEGENDARY friend Gallagher. But G Man is on the mend, so we are very happy ladies over here in the Bronx… Let’s try to have some [...]
By Stan Hernandez I have been writing for NewzBreaker for seven months now and I have not touched much upon the Illuminati controlled media and entertainment business, but as the world gets messier and the group of madmen get a tighter grasp on the throats of humanity, I think that it’s time to tackle it.
By Georgie Girl – Santiago Oh No!!!! My LEGENDARY friend, Gallagher, suffered from a heart attack. He’s 65 and was brought to the hospital to be treated for his chest pains. Ya Heard! He is best known for his watermelon smashing sledgehammer show. This writer loves his stage show. The guy is a comedic genius. [...]
AMKingdom Invites the Adult Industry to Attend a XXX Screening & Media Gala for the Anticipated, Coming-of-Age Blockbuster! AMKingdom.com is proud to announce the April 3, 2012 world premiere of “Revenge of the Petites.” The star-studded gala will be held at the Landmark Theatre in Los Angeles and is open to the adult industry and [...]
Adult Superstar Headlines March 15 After-Party at the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club! Adult superstar Eva Angelina is headlining at Sapphire Las Vegas. For two days, Eva will take over Sapphire, the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, demonstrating her star power. On Wednesday, March 14, Eva will sign autographs from 12 pm to 2 pm at Sapphire’s [...]
4 ½ Hours of Hardcore Sex with today’s Hottest Stars Asa Akira, Chanel Preston, Jessie Andrews, Lexi Belle, & Melanie Rios Star in the Double-Disc from Pleasure Dynasty & Jama Entertainment! “Super Porn: Volume 1” is now available from Pleasure Dynasty and Jama Entertainment on a double-disc DVD. The widely anticipated adult movie features over [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago OMG! They did it! They are getting rid of my FRIEND, Jermaine Jones from my favorite show, the LEGENDARY AMERICAN IDOL. Tonight, they are going to give him the boot because he’s a fibber. He fibbed about his arrest record, which involved being rowdy and drinking, but he’s still my [...]
Available now on DVD, the X Posse/Webhead Entertainment Production: “Geno McGahee’s FAMILY SECRET” has been flying off the shelves and has been winning over the critics, getting rave reviews. Featured on MTV, Fangoria, ROCK 102, 94.7, IFC, and many other publications, FAMILY SECRET has been called a “pleasant surprise” by the mainstream press.
By Geno McGahee Roger Dean Whitt, 59, was arrested after doing a good deed. He approached a state trooper in a Florida “Steak’n Shake” parking lot to hand over a driver’s license he had found. Whitt immediately attracted the interest of the trooper because of his Lone Ranger-like make up and yellow rabbit that he [...]
By Masked Hernandez Did you catch that “rock vs. rap” deal on Monday Night RAW brother? In my day, you cut a quick promo and you kicked some ass, but now they have all this glitz and nonsense and that’s what we got in promotion of this upcoming main event at Wrestlemania 28. You have [...]