By Abe Jenky III Here is a new segment where I use my comedic genius to make you laugh. I will tell you a joke and you will laugh and pump your fist too! LMAO! Here is a zinger! Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
Archive for March, 2012
ABE’S JOKE OF THE DAY: Gorilla Laughs – LOL!
March 19th, 2012 
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No Comments »George Clooney ARRESTED: SHOCKING Details – THE FEEDBACK
March 19th, 2012 Anthony By Anthony Santiago OMG alert to the hunk power straights and queens… My LEGENDARY and close friend George Clooney was arrested alongside his dad Nick in Washington, DC a couple of days ago for protesting War Crimes against the Sudan people. George has always been passionate about this cause and many others over the years…. [...]
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Isaac Hayes – Come Live With Me (Amazing lyrics and many a baby made by it)
March 19th, 2012 CEO NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Marvin Gaye & Diana Ross – You Are Everything (It doesn’t get better than this)
March 18th, 2012 CEO NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Deon Estus – Heaven Help Me (Great track and superstar backup singer)
March 17th, 2012 CEO ATM (2012) Horror Movie Review
March 17th, 2012 Geno By Geno McGahee There are a lot of bad horror films of late, but every once in a while, we get a particularly good one. ATM is written Chris Sparling and directed by David Brooks. Together they created the most intense film I have seen since VACANCY in 2007. We begin with David (Brian Geraghty). [...]
Neanderthal CAVEMAN Spotted in WALMART: BREAKING SCIENCE NEWS
March 16th, 2012 Anthony By Anthony Santiago OMG alert to the Walmart Wally power straights and queens…. My good buddy and LEGENDARY Scientist Bill Nye, “The Science Guy” just called me to inform me he made an astounding discovery while walking into a Walmart in the deep south. Nye, was greeted by a Neanderthal who wore a name tag [...]
Gallagher: MAJOR MEDICAL UPDATE
March 16th, 2012 GGS By Georgie Girl – Santiago My friend, the LEGENDARY Gallagher was just put into a medically induced coma. Really? That’s your answer to his heart attack you QUACKS?! The guy has a heart attack so they put him into a coma. My daddy is all messed up and is in a coma, sort of, and [...]
“Ya Heard”: A LEGENDARY COLUMN
March 16th, 2012 Anthony By Anthony Santiago OMG alert to the LEGENDARY power straights and queens. My husband Georgie Girl – Santiago is beside his gums with the recent heart attack of his LEGENDARY friend Gallagher. But G Man is on the mend, so we are very happy ladies over here in the Bronx… Let’s try to have some [...]
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: The Beach Boys – God Only Knows (Great vocal and song)
March 16th, 2012 CEO Rihanna: Illuminati Puppet PUSHING KONY 2012 LIE
March 15th, 2012 Geno By Stan Hernandez I have been writing for NewzBreaker for seven months now and I have not touched much upon the Illuminati controlled media and entertainment business, but as the world gets messier and the group of madmen get a tighter grasp on the throats of humanity, I think that it’s time to tackle it.
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: hoax, illuminati, kony 2012, lie, rihanna, scam, war No Comments »Gallagher HEART ATTACK SHOCKER – The Inside Story
March 15th, 2012 GGS By Georgie Girl – Santiago Oh No!!!! My LEGENDARY friend, Gallagher, suffered from a heart attack. He’s 65 and was brought to the hospital to be treated for his chest pains. Ya Heard! He is best known for his watermelon smashing sledgehammer show. This writer loves his stage show. The guy is a comedic genius. [...]
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Donovan – Atlantis (Great 60′s tune)
March 15th, 2012 CEO Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, NEWZBREAKER MUSIC VIDEO OF THE DAY Tags: 60's, Atlantis, Donovan No Comments »Revenge of the Petites” to Premiere on April 3 at the Landmark Theatre: ADULT MOVIE BREAKING NEWS
March 14th, 2012 CEO AMKingdom Invites the Adult Industry to Attend a XXX Screening & Media Gala for the Anticipated, Coming-of-Age Blockbuster! AMKingdom.com is proud to announce the April 3, 2012 world premiere of “Revenge of the Petites.” The star-studded gala will be held at the Landmark Theatre in Los Angeles and is open to the adult industry and [...]
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: adult, AMKingdom, AMKingdom.com, April 3, Ashley Jane, body image, Cassandra Nix, Celese Star, college, coming of age, Dani Daniels, Harry Sparks, Hayden Hawkens, Heidi Hanson, James Deen, Katie St. Ives, Kris Slater, Landmark, Leilani Leeanne, little, Marie McCray, Nina Devon, original feature, petites, premiere, Revenge of the Petites, Riley Reid, Sarah Shevon, Sativa Verte, school, Seth Dickens, Skin Diamond, small, Talon, Tia Cyrus, Trinity S. Clair, university, Vanessa Cage, Victoria Rae Black, Zoey Kush No Comments »“Super Porn: Volume 1” Now Available: ADULT MOVIE BREAKING NEWS
March 14th, 2012 CEO 4 ½ Hours of Hardcore Sex with today’s Hottest Stars Asa Akira, Chanel Preston, Jessie Andrews, Lexi Belle, & Melanie Rios Star in the Double-Disc from Pleasure Dynasty & Jama Entertainment! “Super Porn: Volume 1” is now available from Pleasure Dynasty and Jama Entertainment on a double-disc DVD. The widely anticipated adult movie features over [...]
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: Asa Akira, boy / girl, Chanel Preston, double disc, Exile Distribution, Fleshbot.com, hardcore, Howard Levine, interviews, Jama Entertainment, Jessie Andrews, Lexi Belle, LLC, Melanie Rios, PD Films, performer, Pleasure Dynasty, porn star, sex, solos, stripping, Super Porn, teasing No Comments »Jermaine Jones ARREST RECORD REVEALED – AMERICAN IDOL SHOCKER
March 14th, 2012 GGS By Georgie Girl – Santiago OMG! They did it! They are getting rid of my FRIEND, Jermaine Jones from my favorite show, the LEGENDARY AMERICAN IDOL. Tonight, they are going to give him the boot because he’s a fibber. He fibbed about his arrest record, which involved being rowdy and drinking, but he’s still my [...]
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: american idol, arrest, jermaine jones, record, shocker No Comments »HORROR NEWS & TRAILER: Geno McGahee’s FAMILY SECRET Wins Over Critics – MOVIE NEWS
March 14th, 2012 Geno Available now on DVD, the X Posse/Webhead Entertainment Production: “Geno McGahee’s FAMILY SECRET” has been flying off the shelves and has been winning over the critics, getting rave reviews. Featured on MTV, Fangoria, ROCK 102, 94.7, IFC, and many other publications, FAMILY SECRET has been called a “pleasant surprise” by the mainstream press.
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: Family Secret, horror, Movie, slasher, trailer No Comments »Steak’n Shake Drag Queen BUSTED for Drugs in Florida – THE FEEDBACK & POLICE REPORT
March 14th, 2012 Geno By Geno McGahee Roger Dean Whitt, 59, was arrested after doing a good deed. He approached a state trooper in a Florida “Steak’n Shake” parking lot to hand over a driver’s license he had found. Whitt immediately attracted the interest of the trooper because of his Lone Ranger-like make up and yellow rabbit that he [...]
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: Arrested, busted, cops, drag queen, drugs, florida, steak'n shake, troopers No Comments »John Cena Vs The Rock – Wrestlemania 28 WWE News
March 14th, 2012 Geno By Masked Hernandez Did you catch that “rock vs. rap” deal on Monday Night RAW brother? In my day, you cut a quick promo and you kicked some ass, but now they have all this glitz and nonsense and that’s what we got in promotion of this upcoming main event at Wrestlemania 28. You have [...]
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Andre Cymone – Kelly Eyes (80′s dance groove)
March 14th, 2012 CEO Hot Dogs CAUSE BUTT CANCER – Undercover SHOCKING Investigation – NEWZBREAKER EXCLUSIVE
March 13th, 2012 GGS By Georgie Girl – Santiago You’ve seen the signs in Chicago: HOT DOGS CAUSE BUTT CANCER, but should we trust a sign? Really? Really? This writer wanted to find out exactly what the PCRM (Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine) motive was. If you eat hot dogs, does it get you in the butt? What is [...]
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: butt, cancer, fat, fat butt, fatso, hot dog, loss prevention No Comments »Universal Orlando Resorts: HOLLYWOOD DRIVE-IN GOLF IS NOW OPEN
March 13th, 2012 Geno Today, Universal Orlando Resort officially opened central Florida’s newest and most outrageously-themed miniature golf experience– Hollywood Drive-In Golf at Universal CityWalk. Featuring two 18-hole courses based on classic drive-in era horror and sci-fi movies, this all-new venue is the only place where the entire family can enjoy teeing off through the open mouth of a [...]
Battleship: TRAILER & BREAKING MOVIE NEWS – Liam Neeson Returns
March 13th, 2012 Geno Peter Berg (Hancock) produces and directs Battleship, an epic-scaled action-adventure that unfolds across the seas, in the skies and over land as our planet fights for survival against a superior force. Inspired by Hasbro’s classic naval combat game, Battleship stars Taylor Kitsch as Lt. Alex Hopper, a Naval officer assigned to the USS John Paul [...]
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: battleship, liam neeson, Movie, release news No Comments »Eating Light, Done Right: Put the Mom Next Door To Work in Your Kitchen
March 13th, 2012 Geno Who doesn’t want a break from figuring out what’s for dinner tonight? Now every family can have guilt-free, easy-to-prepare meals all the time. Author Tania N. Boughton struggled with food, weight loss and emotional eating for years before developing her new cookbook, Eating Light, Done Right: Simply Sinless Recipes from the Single Mom Next Door [...]
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: chef, cookbook, dishes, kitchen, tania n. boughton No Comments »KEEP THE LIGHTS ON – Breaking Movie News
March 13th, 2012 Geno Music Box Films announced today that the company is acquiring all North American rights to KEEP THE LIGHTS ON, the latest film from Ira Sachs. The film premiered to critical acclaim at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. Subsequently, at the 2012 Berlin International Film Festival, it received the Teddy Award, the prize for the best [...]
Posted in BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS Tags: berlin, best actor, ira sachs, keep the lights on, Movie, new york No Comments »
