By Abe Jenky III Here is a new segment where I use my comedic genius to make you laugh. I will tell you a joke and you will laugh and pump your fist too! LMAO! Here is a zinger! Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
Archive for March, 2012
By Anthony Santiago OMG alert to the hunk power straights and queens… My LEGENDARY and close friend George Clooney was arrested alongside his dad Nick in Washington, DC a couple of days ago for protesting War Crimes against the Sudan people. George has always been passionate about this cause and many others over the years…. [...]
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Isaac Hayes – Come Live With Me (Amazing lyrics and many a baby made by it)
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Marvin Gaye & Diana Ross – You Are Everything (It doesn’t get better than this)
NewzBreaker Music Video of the Day: Deon Estus – Heaven Help Me (Great track and superstar backup singer)
By Geno McGahee There are a lot of bad horror films of late, but every once in a while, we get a particularly good one. ATM is written Chris Sparling and directed by David Brooks. Together they created the most intense film I have seen since VACANCY in 2007. We begin with David (Brian Geraghty). [...]
By Anthony Santiago OMG alert to the Walmart Wally power straights and queens…. My good buddy and LEGENDARY Scientist Bill Nye, “The Science Guy” just called me to inform me he made an astounding discovery while walking into a Walmart in the deep south. Nye, was greeted by a Neanderthal who wore a name tag [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago My friend, the LEGENDARY Gallagher was just put into a medically induced coma. Really? That’s your answer to his heart attack you QUACKS?! The guy has a heart attack so they put him into a coma. My daddy is all messed up and is in a coma, sort of, and [...]
By Anthony Santiago OMG alert to the LEGENDARY power straights and queens. My husband Georgie Girl – Santiago is beside his gums with the recent heart attack of his LEGENDARY friend Gallagher. But G Man is on the mend, so we are very happy ladies over here in the Bronx… Let’s try to have some [...]
By Stan Hernandez I have been writing for NewzBreaker for seven months now and I have not touched much upon the Illuminati controlled media and entertainment business, but as the world gets messier and the group of madmen get a tighter grasp on the throats of humanity, I think that it’s time to tackle it.
By Georgie Girl – Santiago Oh No!!!! My LEGENDARY friend, Gallagher, suffered from a heart attack. He’s 65 and was brought to the hospital to be treated for his chest pains. Ya Heard! He is best known for his watermelon smashing sledgehammer show. This writer loves his stage show. The guy is a comedic genius. [...]
AMKingdom Invites the Adult Industry to Attend a XXX Screening & Media Gala for the Anticipated, Coming-of-Age Blockbuster! AMKingdom.com is proud to announce the April 3, 2012 world premiere of “Revenge of the Petites.” The star-studded gala will be held at the Landmark Theatre in Los Angeles and is open to the adult industry and [...]
4 ½ Hours of Hardcore Sex with today’s Hottest Stars Asa Akira, Chanel Preston, Jessie Andrews, Lexi Belle, & Melanie Rios Star in the Double-Disc from Pleasure Dynasty & Jama Entertainment! “Super Porn: Volume 1” is now available from Pleasure Dynasty and Jama Entertainment on a double-disc DVD. The widely anticipated adult movie features over [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago OMG! They did it! They are getting rid of my FRIEND, Jermaine Jones from my favorite show, the LEGENDARY AMERICAN IDOL. Tonight, they are going to give him the boot because he’s a fibber. He fibbed about his arrest record, which involved being rowdy and drinking, but he’s still my [...]
Available now on DVD, the X Posse/Webhead Entertainment Production: “Geno McGahee’s FAMILY SECRET” has been flying off the shelves and has been winning over the critics, getting rave reviews. Featured on MTV, Fangoria, ROCK 102, 94.7, IFC, and many other publications, FAMILY SECRET has been called a “pleasant surprise” by the mainstream press.
By Geno McGahee Roger Dean Whitt, 59, was arrested after doing a good deed. He approached a state trooper in a Florida “Steak’n Shake” parking lot to hand over a driver’s license he had found. Whitt immediately attracted the interest of the trooper because of his Lone Ranger-like make up and yellow rabbit that he [...]
By Masked Hernandez Did you catch that “rock vs. rap” deal on Monday Night RAW brother? In my day, you cut a quick promo and you kicked some ass, but now they have all this glitz and nonsense and that’s what we got in promotion of this upcoming main event at Wrestlemania 28. You have [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago You’ve seen the signs in Chicago: HOT DOGS CAUSE BUTT CANCER, but should we trust a sign? Really? Really? This writer wanted to find out exactly what the PCRM (Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine) motive was. If you eat hot dogs, does it get you in the butt? What is [...]
Today, Universal Orlando Resort officially opened central Florida’s newest and most outrageously-themed miniature golf experience– Hollywood Drive-In Golf at Universal CityWalk. Featuring two 18-hole courses based on classic drive-in era horror and sci-fi movies, this all-new venue is the only place where the entire family can enjoy teeing off through the open mouth of a [...]
Peter Berg (Hancock) produces and directs Battleship, an epic-scaled action-adventure that unfolds across the seas, in the skies and over land as our planet fights for survival against a superior force. Inspired by Hasbro’s classic naval combat game, Battleship stars Taylor Kitsch as Lt. Alex Hopper, a Naval officer assigned to the USS John Paul [...]
Who doesn’t want a break from figuring out what’s for dinner tonight? Now every family can have guilt-free, easy-to-prepare meals all the time. Author Tania N. Boughton struggled with food, weight loss and emotional eating for years before developing her new cookbook, Eating Light, Done Right: Simply Sinless Recipes from the Single Mom Next Door [...]
Music Box Films announced today that the company is acquiring all North American rights to KEEP THE LIGHTS ON, the latest film from Ira Sachs. The film premiered to critical acclaim at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. Subsequently, at the 2012 Berlin International Film Festival, it received the Teddy Award, the prize for the best [...]