By The Masked Hernandez

I have been riding up and down the coast on my Harley and everyone that I speak to wants to know what I think about the upcoming John Cena – Rock battle at Wrestlemania. Who wins?

I got an inside source that has told me that the Rock is taking it brother, but I wanted to reach out to my squared circle brothers and see what they think about the Wrestlemania showdown to come.

Pompadour Pile Driver

All of my Canadian fans have come up to me and asked me what I thought about this match up and although I would have liked the chance to take on those boys and crush them like grapes and then fry them like Canadian bacon, I must lean toward the Rock to come out of this match the winner and new champion. I will then challenge the Rock to a showdown in Toronto and take that title away if Vinnie boy will allow the Pompadour Pile Driver into the ring. It’s going to get hairy when I bring the Pompadour to the ring.

Cupcake Killer

In the mind of madness you will find a door. Enter that door and walk through and sit at the table and make your decision. In one corner you have the Rock and the other you have Cena, both of which are capable assassins in the ring and both of which have held the gold before. In the essence of time, I must select the younger man that has the longer contract with the WWF. I must go with Cena.

As you can see, this is a debatable topic brother. I look forward to this showdown!